1 00:00:12,567 --> 00:00:15,155 [office workers chattering] 2 00:00:15,239 --> 00:00:16,534 How was your journey? 3 00:00:20,207 --> 00:00:21,417 It was terrible. 4 00:00:21,502 --> 00:00:24,841 I got the bus because I'm poor. And it smelt like warm, raw chicken. 5 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:25,927 And I'm really nervous, 6 00:00:26,010 --> 00:00:28,390 so I thought I was gonna shit myself the whole way in, but I didn't. 7 00:00:28,473 --> 00:00:31,354 And if I'm sitting weirdly, it's because I think my tampon's come out. 8 00:00:31,437 --> 00:00:34,151 I didn't have time to go to the bathroom downstairs 'cause I slept in. 9 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:36,991 Because I spent so long last night trying to make myself come, 10 00:00:37,074 --> 00:00:38,744 but I couldn't 'cause of my antidepressants. 11 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,003 I don't know why I just told you that. 12 00:00:43,838 --> 00:00:44,840 It's my thing. 13 00:00:46,426 --> 00:00:47,469 Don't worry. 14 00:00:47,554 --> 00:00:50,643 If you're the right candidate, the truth can only work in your favour. 15 00:00:50,727 --> 00:00:53,607 [chuckles] Oh, I hate that. Yeah, that's awful for me. 16 00:00:53,691 --> 00:00:57,197 So it's a cliché, I know, but why do you want to work here? 17 00:00:57,281 --> 00:00:59,201 I don't, but I need money to live. 18 00:00:59,285 --> 00:01:01,289 You've got a two-one in English literature. 19 00:01:01,372 --> 00:01:04,880 No, I dropped out. But I'm-- I was too embarrassed to tell anyone. 20 00:01:04,963 --> 00:01:07,510 So I pretended to go every day for a year. 21 00:01:07,594 --> 00:01:09,806 But, really, I just wandered around the big Primark in town. 22 00:01:09,890 --> 00:01:11,392 What would you say your greatest weakness is? 23 00:01:11,476 --> 00:01:14,190 Crippling insecurity. I'm selfish, kinda lazy. I lack ambition. 24 00:01:14,273 --> 00:01:15,985 I'm stubborn, argumentative, jealous. 25 00:01:16,069 --> 00:01:17,822 I only wash my hands if there's someone else in the bathroom. 26 00:01:17,906 --> 00:01:20,578 Don't think I'm capable of love. I am worried I'm a little bit racist. 27 00:01:22,206 --> 00:01:25,170 I'm a bit afraid to ask this, but do you have any questions for me? 28 00:01:27,884 --> 00:01:30,138 Do you have a gross eye hole under there? 29 00:01:34,105 --> 00:01:35,107 I'm so sorry. 30 00:01:35,983 --> 00:01:38,614 I see you haven't got your power down on here. 31 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,331 That's because I don't have one yet. 32 00:01:45,085 --> 00:01:49,594 We interview a lot of candidates. What makes you special? 33 00:01:58,904 --> 00:02:00,157 I don't know. 34 00:02:03,747 --> 00:02:05,000 [pedestrian] Yeah. How's Rachel? 35 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,670 [person on phone] I'm fetching her right now. 36 00:02:06,753 --> 00:02:07,797 - Oh, yeah? - How are you? 37 00:02:07,881 --> 00:02:09,383 Yeah, good. I'm great. 38 00:02:46,165 --> 00:02:49,631 [both panting] 39 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:56,352 Nice one, mate. 40 00:02:58,314 --> 00:03:00,570 [breathes heavily] 41 00:03:03,324 --> 00:03:04,326 [sniffs] 42 00:03:09,838 --> 00:03:12,426 It's my sister's 18th on Saturday if you wanna come. 43 00:03:13,386 --> 00:03:16,434 It's probably gonna be shit-ish, but, you know, free cake. 44 00:03:16,518 --> 00:03:18,898 And my mum always buys too much wine. [chuckles] 45 00:03:19,481 --> 00:03:20,818 You've got a sister? 46 00:03:20,902 --> 00:03:25,620 Yeah, Andy. I've mentioned her, I think. A few times. 47 00:03:25,703 --> 00:03:27,080 That's mad. 48 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:32,592 [Jen] If you're busy, it's totally fine. No worries at all. 49 00:03:32,675 --> 00:03:34,512 Option's there. You're more than welcome. 50 00:03:34,596 --> 00:03:36,182 It'd be cool if you came, I suppose. 51 00:03:36,265 --> 00:03:38,019 ["Bikini" playing] 52 00:03:38,102 --> 00:03:40,775 ♪ We're gonna give you everything You've ever wanted ♪ 53 00:03:41,693 --> 00:03:43,739 ♪ Hang a banner with your name upon it ♪ 54 00:03:44,406 --> 00:03:47,204 ♪ Pour three shots in a glass Call it a martini ♪ 55 00:03:47,287 --> 00:03:49,333 ♪ All you've got to do is Put on this little bikini ♪ 56 00:03:49,416 --> 00:03:50,418 Every time. 57 00:03:50,503 --> 00:03:51,838 ♪ And dance ♪ 58 00:03:54,426 --> 00:03:56,807 ♪ D-d-d-d-d-d-dance ♪ 59 00:03:56,890 --> 00:03:57,975 ♪ Dance ♪ 60 00:04:00,146 --> 00:04:03,027 ♪ Put on this bikini and Dance, dance, dance ♪ 61 00:04:03,111 --> 00:04:04,948 ♪ D-d-d-d-d-d… ♪ 62 00:04:05,031 --> 00:04:05,866 [song ends] 63 00:04:05,950 --> 00:04:09,916 Twenty-five years I wasted with that man. She's been with him 25 minutes. 64 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:12,839 And they were the best 25 minutes of his life, you dumb bitch. 65 00:04:12,922 --> 00:04:15,803 Look, we can settle this today. 66 00:04:15,886 --> 00:04:17,807 If we can talk to Mr Greenham directly, 67 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:19,561 then I'm certain he'll side with our client. 68 00:04:19,644 --> 00:04:20,771 Ms Jackson. 69 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:22,567 [clears throat] 70 00:04:26,323 --> 00:04:27,325 Hi. Hello. 71 00:04:27,994 --> 00:04:29,496 I'm so sorry for your loss. 72 00:04:33,046 --> 00:04:34,089 Yes. Sorry. 73 00:04:41,855 --> 00:04:43,650 [inhales] 74 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:47,533 [Mr Greenham groans] 75 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:54,421 [Mr Greenham] Oh, fuck off. Can I not get a moment of peace? 76 00:04:54,506 --> 00:04:56,635 - Mr Greenham-- - I remember you from the divorce. 77 00:04:56,718 --> 00:04:59,808 Grown a moustache, have you? Didn't think you could look more like a nonce. 78 00:04:59,891 --> 00:05:03,272 I made it very clear in my will. 79 00:05:03,356 --> 00:05:06,112 Tanya gets everything. 80 00:05:07,322 --> 00:05:11,038 The Knightsbridge scarecrow gets nothing. 81 00:05:11,122 --> 00:05:14,879 And one more thing, go fuck yourselves. 82 00:05:16,591 --> 00:05:18,512 [exhales] 83 00:05:23,437 --> 00:05:24,941 ["History Eraser" playing] 84 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:28,406 [Ms Jackson] Once again, my deepest condolences. 85 00:05:29,491 --> 00:05:32,748 ♪ I got drunk and fell asleep Atop the sheets ♪ 86 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,336 ♪ But luckily, I left the heater on ♪ 87 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:37,633 - [Jen] Who are you? - [cat meows] 88 00:05:37,717 --> 00:05:38,886 ♪ And in my dreams ♪ 89 00:05:38,969 --> 00:05:41,348 ♪ I wrote the best song That I've ever written ♪ 90 00:05:41,432 --> 00:05:43,687 ♪ Can't remember how it goes ♪ 91 00:05:45,816 --> 00:05:50,033 ♪ I stayed drunk and fell awake I was cycling on a plane ♪ 92 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,202 - Free cat? - [cat meows] 93 00:05:51,285 --> 00:05:53,582 ♪ And far away I heard you say you liked me ♪ 94 00:05:53,665 --> 00:05:56,838 ♪ In my brain, I rearrange ♪ 95 00:05:56,922 --> 00:06:01,890 ♪ The letters on the page To spell your name ♪ 96 00:06:01,973 --> 00:06:03,602 ["Remove Your Mask" playing on speakers] 97 00:06:03,685 --> 00:06:05,021 [cat meows] 98 00:06:09,989 --> 00:06:14,999 ♪ Yours is a history That's written in stone ♪ 99 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,797 ♪ There was a lady Who had built her own throne ♪ 100 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,884 Oh, my God. 101 00:06:19,968 --> 00:06:21,763 - Get out. - Does that say "Super Cock"? 102 00:06:21,846 --> 00:06:25,019 No, it says, "Super Clock." Clock. 103 00:06:25,103 --> 00:06:26,313 The "L" just fell down. 104 00:06:26,397 --> 00:06:28,401 I can see every square inch of your genitals. 105 00:06:28,484 --> 00:06:30,614 It's like when they vacuum pack meat at the supermarket. 106 00:06:30,698 --> 00:06:32,785 It's for a Halloween party. It's ironic. 107 00:06:32,868 --> 00:06:34,079 No way. Let me get my phone. 108 00:06:35,081 --> 00:06:36,250 No! 109 00:06:37,377 --> 00:06:40,676 [audio distorts, slows] 110 00:06:41,761 --> 00:06:45,644 [audio rewinding] 111 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:52,323 - [normal audio resumes] - [song restarts] 112 00:06:55,914 --> 00:06:57,083 [cat meows] 113 00:06:57,710 --> 00:06:58,712 [door closes] 114 00:06:58,795 --> 00:06:59,797 [mouthing words] 115 00:07:01,425 --> 00:07:02,803 Come on. 116 00:07:02,887 --> 00:07:04,891 ♪ Yours is a history That's written in stone ♪ 117 00:07:04,974 --> 00:07:06,101 [grunts] 118 00:07:07,855 --> 00:07:08,690 [grunts] 119 00:07:08,774 --> 00:07:11,988 ♪ There was a lady Who had built her own throne ♪ 120 00:07:12,072 --> 00:07:15,411 Don't come in. I'm… masturbating. 121 00:07:15,996 --> 00:07:18,502 Okay. Carrie said she'd be home late. 122 00:07:18,585 --> 00:07:20,213 Okay. I'm just finishing. 123 00:07:20,296 --> 00:07:24,639 ♪ To live in the moment And remove your mask ♪ 124 00:07:24,722 --> 00:07:25,724 [moans] 125 00:07:29,272 --> 00:07:30,651 Do you want a cup of tea? 126 00:07:30,734 --> 00:07:32,278 ♪ I see you gathering up-- ♪ 127 00:07:32,362 --> 00:07:33,364 Yeah. Go on. 128 00:07:33,447 --> 00:07:34,491 - [song ends] - [cat purring] 129 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,881 He's obviously been mistreated. He's skin and bone. 130 00:07:41,965 --> 00:07:45,054 He's a dump truck. The landlord won't let you keep it in the flat anyway. 131 00:07:45,138 --> 00:07:46,975 - 'Cause all landlords are evil. - All landlords are evil. 132 00:07:47,058 --> 00:07:48,352 - Yes. - [door opens, closes] 133 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:50,607 - Hello. - How was work? 134 00:07:50,691 --> 00:07:52,820 [breathes shakily] 135 00:07:54,406 --> 00:07:56,786 Everyone always gets angry with me when it goes badly. 136 00:07:56,870 --> 00:07:59,499 I'm just the messenger. It's not me saying it. 137 00:07:59,584 --> 00:08:02,673 Yeah, you're just a vessel. Like a sexy little carafe. 138 00:08:02,756 --> 00:08:04,176 Aw. [sniffles] 139 00:08:04,259 --> 00:08:06,346 - Thank you, babe. [sniffles] - [chuckles] 140 00:08:06,430 --> 00:08:08,225 - Well, why don't you just quit? - Yeah, quit. 141 00:08:08,309 --> 00:08:09,352 I can't just quit. 142 00:08:09,436 --> 00:08:11,190 Right. You have dependants. 143 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:13,194 - I'm looking for a job. - [Carrie] Yeah. 144 00:08:13,277 --> 00:08:16,450 He spends all day in his room applying for jobs. Don't you, babe? 145 00:08:16,534 --> 00:08:17,536 Yes. 146 00:08:18,412 --> 00:08:19,749 [Carrie] It pays well. 147 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:24,007 And they don't just use me for my power. They also ask me to make teas and coffees. 148 00:08:27,514 --> 00:08:30,562 Oh, no. I'm basically an appliance. 149 00:08:30,646 --> 00:08:32,357 Look, it could always be worse. 150 00:08:32,942 --> 00:08:35,279 Don't put yourself down like that, Jen. 151 00:08:36,574 --> 00:08:40,373 Or do you mean in general? Oh, you meant in general, didn't you? 152 00:08:40,456 --> 00:08:41,458 Yeah. 153 00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:43,254 You are such a brave little soldier. 154 00:08:43,337 --> 00:08:46,426 Carrie, I haven't got a power yet. I'm not, like, terminal. 155 00:08:46,511 --> 00:08:50,519 Hey. Maybe the real power is just being yourself. 156 00:08:50,602 --> 00:08:52,856 That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. 157 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:53,942 Absolutely not true. No. 158 00:08:54,860 --> 00:08:56,071 I know what will cheer you up. 159 00:08:56,154 --> 00:08:57,490 I'm not sad. 160 00:08:58,158 --> 00:08:59,579 [inhales] 161 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:02,500 [groans] 162 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,425 - [grunts] - [chuckles] 163 00:09:07,176 --> 00:09:08,345 [Adolf Hitler speaking German] 164 00:09:08,429 --> 00:09:11,268 [in English] Oh, God. Not you again. 165 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,399 Hey, Hitler. Yeah, suck a dick. Everyone's cool with interracial marriage now. 166 00:09:14,482 --> 00:09:17,656 Yeah, you're inside my white girlfriend, and we fuck at least twice a month. 167 00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:18,575 Ooh! Who am I? 168 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:21,539 [imitating Hitler] Let's invade Russia in the winter because I'm a big dumb bitch. 169 00:09:21,623 --> 00:09:23,000 Okay. [laughs] 170 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:24,085 Very funny. 171 00:09:24,169 --> 00:09:25,756 Oh, the Jews are broadly doing okay. 172 00:09:25,839 --> 00:09:27,551 - Yeah. - La, la, la, la! 173 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,387 I'm not listening. 174 00:09:29,471 --> 00:09:31,266 - [cellphone vibrates] - This is really childish. 175 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:33,062 [speaking German] 176 00:09:33,563 --> 00:09:35,483 [exhales] 177 00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:38,072 [in English] Right. Well, I'm off to go get railed by a stranger. 178 00:09:38,155 --> 00:09:40,326 ["All the Way Live" playing] 179 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,669 ♪ My name is Maura They call me Gale ♪ 180 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,382 ♪ I'm rapping so hot I have a story to tell ♪ 181 00:09:47,465 --> 00:09:49,679 ♪ I sing my songs all night long ♪ 182 00:09:49,762 --> 00:09:52,225 ♪ And I'm rapping to you On the microphone ♪ 183 00:09:52,308 --> 00:09:54,563 ♪ I can party hardy till the early light ♪ 184 00:09:56,441 --> 00:09:57,820 ♪ I can keep it going till the '79 ♪ 185 00:09:57,903 --> 00:09:59,030 ♪ Let your fingers pop ♪ 186 00:09:59,114 --> 00:10:00,324 ♪ Check out a sock hop ♪ 187 00:10:00,408 --> 00:10:02,871 ♪ Stick your finger in a socket And get a big shock ♪ 188 00:10:02,955 --> 00:10:04,917 ♪ Strive, strive all the way-- ♪ 189 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,211 - [song ends] - Oh, um-- 190 00:10:06,294 --> 00:10:08,257 Sorry, I just need to put my glove on. 191 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:09,760 - Oh. - [clears throat] 192 00:10:13,643 --> 00:10:14,812 Nice to meet you. 193 00:10:14,895 --> 00:10:16,398 Big Michael Jackson fan? 194 00:10:16,481 --> 00:10:18,110 No, he's an alleged sex offender. 195 00:10:18,862 --> 00:10:21,366 Right. Good we've established that early. 196 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:24,749 [patrons chattering] 197 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,753 Ooh! Vegan lasagne. [chuckles] 198 00:10:30,552 --> 00:10:32,138 I want to be completely honest with you. 199 00:10:35,979 --> 00:10:42,074 I have the power to make people orgasm with my touch. 200 00:10:43,536 --> 00:10:45,372 Whoa. [clears throat] 201 00:10:45,456 --> 00:10:48,630 - That's, um… That's really cool. - It's not cool. It's not. 202 00:10:48,713 --> 00:10:52,888 It's a common misconception that literally everyone I've ever met seems to hold. 203 00:10:52,971 --> 00:10:54,098 [chuckles] 204 00:10:54,182 --> 00:10:55,602 So, what's your power? 205 00:10:55,685 --> 00:10:57,898 Uh, I'm still waiting. 206 00:10:57,981 --> 00:10:59,568 Your profile said you were 25. 207 00:10:59,652 --> 00:11:02,448 - I am. Just a late bloomer. - I've never met anyone who waited so long. 208 00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:04,662 So how did you find out the whole come thing then? 209 00:11:04,745 --> 00:11:06,624 I bet it's a funny story. [chuckles] 210 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,210 It's not a funny story, no. 211 00:11:09,797 --> 00:11:11,383 I promise not to laugh. [chuckles] 212 00:11:13,303 --> 00:11:16,853 [sighs] It was my father's 60th birthday. 213 00:11:18,021 --> 00:11:21,821 We'd been estranged for some years, so it was a reunion of sorts. 214 00:11:22,906 --> 00:11:24,325 We were kicking a football around, 215 00:11:24,409 --> 00:11:27,248 which had always been a boyhood dream of mine. 216 00:11:27,331 --> 00:11:30,839 I saved an errant kick, which would've shattered a conservatory window. 217 00:11:31,549 --> 00:11:34,722 For the first time in my life, I felt like my father respected me as a man. 218 00:11:37,936 --> 00:11:39,773 Then he asked if he could shake my hand. 219 00:11:41,026 --> 00:11:42,153 Oh, I see. 220 00:11:42,863 --> 00:11:43,865 I was so proud. 221 00:11:43,948 --> 00:11:46,537 My entire extended family were there to witness the moment. 222 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:52,089 They were all watching as the, uh, moment of contact arrived. 223 00:11:52,173 --> 00:11:53,175 Oh, no. 224 00:11:53,258 --> 00:11:57,058 He was wearing light-grey khakis so it was very obvious what was occurring. 225 00:11:57,141 --> 00:11:58,435 Of course, I was very confused. 226 00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:01,107 He was doubled over. I thought he was having a heart attack. 227 00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:05,575 So I opened his shirt to begin performing chest compressions. 228 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,495 - And every time you-- - Yes. 229 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:15,679 Yeah, no, you're right. That is not funny. 230 00:12:16,471 --> 00:12:18,768 - Khakis were ruined. - [snickers] 231 00:12:18,851 --> 00:12:22,233 [Carrie] Kash, you cannot seriously believe A. D. stands for "after dinosaurs." 232 00:12:22,316 --> 00:12:25,447 [Kash] It does. 500 A.D. 500 years after dinosaurs. 233 00:12:25,532 --> 00:12:26,701 What else would it be? 234 00:12:27,201 --> 00:12:29,330 [Carrie] These shoes are so uncomfortable. 235 00:12:29,414 --> 00:12:30,667 [Kash] Then why'd you wear them? 236 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,506 When you said you booked dinner, I thought it might be a fancy date. 237 00:12:33,589 --> 00:12:35,927 I didn't even know you could book a table at Bucket O' Pizza. 238 00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:37,639 And normally you can't… [sniffs] 239 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:39,768 …but I've got a special relationship with the manager. 240 00:12:39,852 --> 00:12:41,104 [Carrie chuckles, winces] 241 00:12:44,945 --> 00:12:46,489 - What are you doing? - Take these. 242 00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:48,619 - Oh, you-- You don't have to. - Take the shoes. 243 00:12:54,255 --> 00:12:55,257 Thank you. 244 00:12:57,929 --> 00:13:00,225 - [grunts] Hey! - [mugger] Give me your purse. 245 00:13:00,309 --> 00:13:01,896 - And empty your pockets. - Um. 246 00:13:01,979 --> 00:13:04,067 Uh, here. [stammering] Uh, take my phone. 247 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,822 [mugger scoffs] That piece of shit. Nah, mate. 248 00:13:06,906 --> 00:13:09,035 - The purse. Give it! - No, I've got money. 249 00:13:09,118 --> 00:13:10,496 - Um. - [mugger] Come on. Quickly. 250 00:13:11,164 --> 00:13:13,753 - Just in my… - [mugger] Now! I'm not fucking around! 251 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,464 - ["I Put a Spell on You" playing] - In my pocket! 252 00:13:15,548 --> 00:13:17,384 - Come on! - [mugger] Ow! Right in the eye! 253 00:13:17,468 --> 00:13:19,472 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 254 00:13:19,556 --> 00:13:20,725 I'm gonna kiss you now. 255 00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:24,357 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 256 00:13:25,442 --> 00:13:29,492 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 257 00:13:31,539 --> 00:13:34,670 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 258 00:13:36,422 --> 00:13:38,093 ♪ I put a spell on you ♪ 259 00:13:38,176 --> 00:13:40,389 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 260 00:13:42,142 --> 00:13:44,313 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 261 00:13:44,397 --> 00:13:45,775 Would you like to… 262 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:46,902 Yeah. 263 00:13:46,986 --> 00:13:49,323 ♪ 'Cause you're mine ♪ 264 00:13:49,407 --> 00:13:51,537 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 265 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,547 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 266 00:13:57,339 --> 00:13:58,801 ♪ Stop the things you do ♪ 267 00:13:58,885 --> 00:13:59,845 Oh, uh-- 268 00:13:59,928 --> 00:14:01,097 What are you doing? 269 00:14:01,682 --> 00:14:03,644 It's important to me to know that I can do it myself. 270 00:14:03,728 --> 00:14:07,694 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 271 00:14:07,777 --> 00:14:10,032 [singer cackles] ♪ Watch out! ♪ 272 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:14,415 ♪ I ain't lyin' ♪ 273 00:14:17,171 --> 00:14:19,342 ♪ Yeah ♪ 274 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:22,139 ♪ I can't stand, woo ♪ 275 00:14:22,222 --> 00:14:23,684 ♪ No runnin' around ♪ 276 00:14:23,768 --> 00:14:25,647 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 277 00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:27,943 - Maybe just take the glove-- - Give me a minute. 278 00:14:28,026 --> 00:14:29,195 ♪ I can't stand ♪ 279 00:14:29,278 --> 00:14:31,575 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 280 00:14:32,911 --> 00:14:34,998 ♪ I can't stand no puttin' me down ♪ 281 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:38,254 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 282 00:14:38,338 --> 00:14:40,050 ♪ I put a spell on you ♪ 283 00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:44,559 Oh. Oh, ye-- 284 00:14:45,143 --> 00:14:47,106 Oh, yeah. [gasps] 285 00:14:47,189 --> 00:14:48,191 Oh, my God. 286 00:14:48,274 --> 00:14:50,530 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was it. 287 00:14:50,613 --> 00:14:52,157 I just came. [chuckles] 288 00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:53,661 - You're welcome. - Hmm. 289 00:14:53,744 --> 00:14:56,875 - ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 290 00:14:58,128 --> 00:14:59,506 I think we should take it slow. 291 00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:02,302 ♪ Ooh… ♪ 292 00:15:02,386 --> 00:15:05,350 ♪ I don't care if you don't want me ♪ 293 00:15:05,852 --> 00:15:09,776 ♪ I'm yours right now ♪ 294 00:15:10,653 --> 00:15:12,197 ♪ Spell ♪ 295 00:15:12,281 --> 00:15:13,993 ♪ I put a spell on you ♪ 296 00:15:16,456 --> 00:15:17,499 Just to be safe. 297 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,130 - ♪ Ooh… ♪ - ♪ Because… ♪ 298 00:15:22,217 --> 00:15:24,430 ♪ You're mine ♪ 299 00:15:24,514 --> 00:15:25,516 ♪ Spell ♪ 300 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,480 [singer shouts] 301 00:15:28,564 --> 00:15:32,446 [song ends] 302 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:35,452 Did you see me? I was all, like… [grunts] 303 00:15:35,536 --> 00:15:37,289 Yeah, it was very brave of you. 304 00:15:37,372 --> 00:15:38,374 I should go after him. 305 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:39,920 No, no. Don't do that. 306 00:15:40,003 --> 00:15:41,548 But he committed a crime. 307 00:15:41,632 --> 00:15:44,178 You bought your drug dealer a birthday card last year. 308 00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:46,558 He committed a crime on me. On you. 309 00:15:47,769 --> 00:15:49,898 Someone needs to clean up those streets. 310 00:15:51,902 --> 00:15:54,365 I am that hero. This is my destiny. 311 00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:57,287 Great. Is this destiny gonna be salaried? 312 00:15:57,371 --> 00:15:58,749 Gonna become a vigilante. 313 00:15:58,833 --> 00:15:59,918 Oh, no. 314 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,383 No, I'm gonna assemble a team of vigilantes. 315 00:16:03,466 --> 00:16:07,015 Oh, Carrie. This is my origin story! Quick, take a picture! 316 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,938 No, no, there's no time. I've got so much mood-boarding to do. 317 00:16:12,484 --> 00:16:14,573 [clattering in bedroom] 318 00:16:14,656 --> 00:16:16,242 I'll get the Pritt sticks. 319 00:16:26,179 --> 00:16:28,684 ["This is My Film" playing] 320 00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:29,769 ♪ I said, ugh ♪ 321 00:16:29,853 --> 00:16:30,688 [cat meows] 322 00:16:30,771 --> 00:16:32,107 ♪ Bonjour, motherfucker ♪ 323 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:35,030 ♪ I see you staring at me Liking it like a sucker, yeah ♪ 324 00:16:35,113 --> 00:16:36,365 Shoo! 325 00:16:36,449 --> 00:16:37,911 Go away. 326 00:16:39,079 --> 00:16:40,498 Don't you dare touch him. 327 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,674 - ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪ - ♪ Motherfucker ♪ 328 00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:47,513 - ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪ - ♪ Motherfucker ♪ 329 00:16:47,597 --> 00:16:50,268 - ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪ - ♪ Motherfucker ♪ 330 00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:51,270 ♪ This is my-- ♪ 331 00:16:51,354 --> 00:16:53,233 - [cat yowls] - [Gordon] Oh, God! 332 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,318 [clattering] 333 00:16:56,531 --> 00:16:57,742 [pants] 334 00:17:00,288 --> 00:17:01,750 I don't think it's gonna work out. 335 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:03,545 Fair enough. 336 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:05,841 Good game. 337 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:12,479 Oh, please. Come on. Uh, just the one? 338 00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:20,997 - [Kash] Oy, Jizzlord. - Don't call him that. 339 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,126 He likes it. You got a better one? 340 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:26,967 - I don't know. Like, Cum Bucket? - [chuckles] 341 00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:28,762 Jesus Christ. That is so much worse. 342 00:17:28,846 --> 00:17:30,181 I thought it was cute. 343 00:17:30,265 --> 00:17:31,643 [Kash] It's no Jizzlord. 344 00:17:31,727 --> 00:17:33,856 - So, we are keeping him then? - [cat meows] 345 00:17:33,939 --> 00:17:36,528 - Have you checked if he's got an owner? - No, he's definitely a stray. 346 00:17:36,612 --> 00:17:40,201 He's got an energy. He's scrappy. He's lived a life. 347 00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:42,665 Haven't you got work today? 348 00:17:42,749 --> 00:17:44,460 Yeah. Don't have to leave till 11.00 though. 349 00:17:45,045 --> 00:17:46,088 It's half past two. 350 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,761 [groans] Fuck. 351 00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:51,057 Turn back time and tell me to leave. 352 00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:52,518 You know I can't go back that far. 353 00:17:52,602 --> 00:17:53,771 Yeah, I'm still gonna be late, 354 00:17:53,854 --> 00:17:55,357 but it means I can stop at Pret on the way. 355 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,737 Jen, I am burdened with a noble gift. 356 00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:00,450 I'm not gonna use it for inane reasons. With great power come-- 357 00:18:00,534 --> 00:18:02,664 - Just do it, you fucking nerd. - Okay, okay! 358 00:18:23,037 --> 00:18:24,541 Can you do me up with some balloons? 359 00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:27,462 I want them to say, "Happy 18th Birthday, Andy. 360 00:18:27,547 --> 00:18:30,553 Mum is making me do this. We were never close, and I hate you." 361 00:18:31,303 --> 00:18:32,932 [high-pitched voice] I can do "Happy 18th." 362 00:18:33,015 --> 00:18:34,393 Fine. 363 00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:38,276 - Jennifer. - Angela. 364 00:18:38,944 --> 00:18:40,656 Are those for personal use? 365 00:18:41,157 --> 00:18:42,200 Yes. 366 00:18:43,202 --> 00:18:44,204 Jen. 367 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,626 Jen. 368 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:49,966 Why didn't you tell me you're going to a party, you cheeky bint? 369 00:18:50,049 --> 00:18:51,218 Tell me all about it. 370 00:18:51,302 --> 00:18:53,264 It's my half-sister's 18th. It's a family thing. 371 00:18:53,347 --> 00:18:56,061 Say no more. Family can be a real bash in the fanny. 372 00:18:56,145 --> 00:18:59,652 You love 'em. You hate 'em, but you're stuck with 'em. 373 00:18:59,736 --> 00:19:00,780 What can you do? 374 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,913 I'd hate to be turning 18 now. 375 00:19:04,996 --> 00:19:06,666 Nothing's the same after you get your power. 376 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,796 - I used to play at Wimbledon-- - [Jen, Angela] Wimbledon. 377 00:19:08,879 --> 00:19:10,508 We know, love. Jesus. 378 00:19:10,591 --> 00:19:13,806 It's not my fault I didn't get superspeed or racket hands. 379 00:19:13,889 --> 00:19:15,183 [Angela] Tell me about it, flower. 380 00:19:15,266 --> 00:19:19,358 Gonna be 56 in April. Can't even buy some paracetamol in Asda. 381 00:19:19,441 --> 00:19:21,111 Don't let it get you down, love. 382 00:19:21,696 --> 00:19:24,284 I'm not down. Honestly, I really don't even care. 383 00:19:24,368 --> 00:19:25,663 [Angela] Back to work. 384 00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:35,516 Do you want to know how you die? 385 00:19:36,768 --> 00:19:37,770 What? 386 00:19:38,312 --> 00:19:39,649 Foresight. [chuckles] 387 00:19:42,697 --> 00:19:43,699 No. 388 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:46,788 Probably for the best. 389 00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:50,253 What do you mean it's probably for the best? Wha-- 390 00:19:50,336 --> 00:19:51,631 - [cellphone ringing] - Is it bad? 391 00:19:51,715 --> 00:19:52,550 One minute. 392 00:19:54,929 --> 00:19:56,725 Hi. Bang on time. 393 00:19:56,808 --> 00:19:59,354 [Jen's dad, oh phone] It's not like I've anything better to do. 394 00:19:59,856 --> 00:20:00,858 True. 395 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,570 Got a new one for you. 396 00:20:03,446 --> 00:20:05,534 Fine. Go on. Get it over with. 397 00:20:06,327 --> 00:20:07,663 Knock, knock. 398 00:20:07,747 --> 00:20:08,832 Who's there? 399 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,460 - Boo. - Boo, who? 400 00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,339 Cheer up, love. It might never happen. 401 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,219 [sighs, chuckling] Jesus Christ. 402 00:20:15,303 --> 00:20:17,390 Well, how are things your end? 403 00:20:17,474 --> 00:20:19,061 It's Andy's 18th tonight. 404 00:20:19,144 --> 00:20:20,480 Oh, good luck with that. 405 00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:21,733 Thought you'd reassure me. 406 00:20:21,816 --> 00:20:23,361 God, no. It's gonna be awful. 407 00:20:23,444 --> 00:20:25,783 Just try not to make everything into a competition. 408 00:20:25,866 --> 00:20:27,954 I don't do that. She does that. 409 00:20:28,037 --> 00:20:30,876 Well, you know where I am. Say hi to your mum for me. 410 00:20:32,379 --> 00:20:33,381 Yeah. 411 00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:38,892 [car door closes] 412 00:20:39,811 --> 00:20:40,854 [driver] Hey. 413 00:20:41,982 --> 00:20:42,984 Bears. 414 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,612 Huh? 415 00:20:44,696 --> 00:20:47,242 How you die. Bears. 416 00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:50,415 Oh, but… 417 00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:02,230 [violin playing] 418 00:21:13,335 --> 00:21:14,337 [violin stops] 419 00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:17,469 - [guest 1] Wow. - [guests cheer, applaud] 420 00:21:17,553 --> 00:21:18,555 [guest 2] Bravo. 421 00:21:19,557 --> 00:21:20,809 [guests chattering] 422 00:21:20,893 --> 00:21:23,022 Oh, my baby! 423 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,236 Why are there already balloons? 424 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,201 Oh, those? They're nothing. I just nipped out this morning and got a few. 425 00:21:29,284 --> 00:21:30,579 But you asked me to get balloons. 426 00:21:30,662 --> 00:21:33,000 - I know. - What, you don't trust me to get balloons? 427 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:37,008 Oh, I don't want it to play HDMI. Just play Andy's party playlist. 428 00:21:37,092 --> 00:21:38,845 I got an audition for the Greenwich Conservatoire. 429 00:21:38,929 --> 00:21:41,768 Normal human thing to do is to say hello before you start bragging. 430 00:21:41,851 --> 00:21:43,980 I'm just sharing good news about my life with my sister. 431 00:21:44,064 --> 00:21:46,611 I'm sure if you achieve something, you'd do the same. No? 432 00:21:46,694 --> 00:21:48,532 Andy, stop haranguing your sister. 433 00:21:48,615 --> 00:21:50,409 - Have you got a job yet? - I have a job. 434 00:21:50,493 --> 00:21:54,752 A real job. I didn't leave my home and family 435 00:21:54,836 --> 00:21:58,300 and brave the boat to England for you to squander all my sacrifices. 436 00:21:58,384 --> 00:21:59,887 We definitely flew here. 437 00:21:59,971 --> 00:22:03,645 [sighs] You were young. You don't understand the immigrant struggle. 438 00:22:03,728 --> 00:22:06,191 Oh, I don't know what I'm doing here. Where's the antenna? 439 00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:07,528 What do you think my power's gonna be? 440 00:22:07,611 --> 00:22:09,866 You do know you're not gonna get your power the second you turn 18? 441 00:22:09,949 --> 00:22:12,621 What do you know about powers? You're like a virgin talking about sex. 442 00:22:12,705 --> 00:22:15,376 - You're like the pope. - I-I am not the pope. I fuck. 443 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:16,880 - No, Mum. Tell her I fuck. - [chuckles] 444 00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:19,719 Would you whist? I'm trying to get this thing to play music. 445 00:22:19,802 --> 00:22:22,558 - Why is it still just showing me pictures? - Just wait for Ian to do it. 446 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,854 What's the point of having a power if you don't use it? 447 00:22:24,937 --> 00:22:26,774 Being able to control technology is only useful 448 00:22:26,858 --> 00:22:28,152 if you know how technology works. 449 00:22:28,235 --> 00:22:29,739 I think you're doing a great job, Mum. 450 00:22:29,822 --> 00:22:32,243 - Just Bing it, will you? - Bing! 451 00:22:32,327 --> 00:22:36,544 Ladies, ladies, please. I know we're feeling a little… stressed? 452 00:22:36,628 --> 00:22:37,630 [grunts] 453 00:22:37,713 --> 00:22:38,798 [Ian] Excited. 454 00:22:39,884 --> 00:22:42,180 Oh, Lord. Now, what have we got going on in there? 455 00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:44,852 Angry, sad, jealous. 456 00:22:44,936 --> 00:22:45,938 Horny? 457 00:22:46,021 --> 00:22:47,357 Uh… 458 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,112 [guests] Three, two, one… 459 00:22:51,114 --> 00:22:52,701 - [cheering] - [Mary] Yes! [laughs] 460 00:22:54,037 --> 00:22:55,791 [guest] Happy birthday! 461 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,503 [guests chuckling] 462 00:23:01,093 --> 00:23:02,303 Try turning on the TV. 463 00:23:03,848 --> 00:23:05,560 [all gasp] 464 00:23:06,103 --> 00:23:07,313 [Andy sighs] 465 00:23:09,777 --> 00:23:12,616 Can you sense any emotion? Deep breath. 466 00:23:13,702 --> 00:23:15,037 [inhales deeply] 467 00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,335 No. I've got nothing. 468 00:23:18,419 --> 00:23:19,714 [guests muttering] 469 00:23:19,797 --> 00:23:23,095 [Mary] Don't worry. It doesn't always happen on the day. 470 00:23:23,178 --> 00:23:26,018 It can take a few days or weeks. Or… 471 00:23:26,101 --> 00:23:27,395 [wheezes] 472 00:23:27,478 --> 00:23:28,815 I wanted it today. 473 00:23:28,898 --> 00:23:31,361 Aw, no. Oh, I'm playing the world's smallest violin. 474 00:23:31,445 --> 00:23:32,280 [Andy scoffs] 475 00:23:32,363 --> 00:23:35,996 I've actually played the world's smallest violin, and it's much bigger than that. 476 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,795 [footsteps departing] 477 00:23:39,879 --> 00:23:42,258 - [guests chattering] - [Mary sighs] 478 00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:47,310 You're a little bit happy she didn't get it. 479 00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:48,395 Uh, duh, Ian. 480 00:23:48,479 --> 00:23:50,024 My cousin was like you. 481 00:23:50,107 --> 00:23:52,738 Then he went to one of those clinics that help you bring out your power. 482 00:23:52,821 --> 00:23:54,617 No, I am not doing that. It's pathetic. 483 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,873 Really helped him. Now he can freeze anything. Like that. 484 00:24:00,545 --> 00:24:04,052 Of course, he's got a freezer that he mainly uses, but it's the knowledge. 485 00:24:04,135 --> 00:24:05,722 Like, knowing you don't need-- 486 00:24:06,599 --> 00:24:07,601 [Andy] Okay! 487 00:24:07,684 --> 00:24:10,356 [guests oohing, cheering] 488 00:24:10,439 --> 00:24:12,276 - I'm super strong! - [Ian gasps] 489 00:24:13,530 --> 00:24:14,782 Oh, my God. 490 00:24:14,865 --> 00:24:19,124 - That's amazing! Do the sofa. - [Ian] Sofa! 491 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,253 ["Rill Rill" playing] 492 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:26,012 [guests cheering, clamouring] 493 00:24:29,269 --> 00:24:31,941 [Mary whooping] 494 00:24:32,024 --> 00:24:33,235 [laughing] 495 00:24:33,318 --> 00:24:36,158 Oh, my-- Oh, my God, I'm on the ceiling! 496 00:24:37,953 --> 00:24:40,499 We just going to ignore the fact she broke the fridge or-- 497 00:24:41,711 --> 00:24:43,380 One hand! 498 00:24:46,804 --> 00:24:47,806 I killed a man! 499 00:24:47,890 --> 00:24:50,979 [cheering, applauding continues] 500 00:24:51,564 --> 00:24:55,070 [Mary] Hi, hello. Up here. I'm up here. 501 00:24:55,154 --> 00:24:58,661 Can your daughter do this? No, only my daughter! 502 00:24:58,745 --> 00:25:02,126 Andy! Andy, I'm so high! 503 00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:04,965 [guests chanting] Andy! Andy! 504 00:25:06,051 --> 00:25:07,053 [guests cheering] 505 00:25:07,136 --> 00:25:09,432 ♪ Have a heart Have a heart, have a heart ♪ 506 00:25:09,517 --> 00:25:12,940 ♪ Sixteen six six six And I know the part ♪ 507 00:25:13,023 --> 00:25:16,154 ♪ You are the river flow And we can never know ♪ 508 00:25:16,238 --> 00:25:19,494 ♪ We're just the weatherman You make the wind blow ♪ 509 00:25:19,578 --> 00:25:21,331 ♪ Keep thinking about Every straight face-- ♪ 510 00:25:21,414 --> 00:25:22,918 - [knocking on door] - [song ends] 511 00:25:23,001 --> 00:25:25,507 Surprise. I wasn't sure what the deal was with the party, 512 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:27,553 so I thought I'd bring the party to you. 513 00:25:27,636 --> 00:25:28,763 [Luke] Oh. 514 00:25:28,846 --> 00:25:30,432 Uh, it's not really a great… 515 00:25:31,226 --> 00:25:32,521 time. 516 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,202 Oh, hi. 517 00:25:40,286 --> 00:25:43,835 Who are you? That sounds rude, but who are you? 518 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:45,212 Um, my name's Olivia. 519 00:25:45,296 --> 00:25:47,718 Of course it is. So is, um-- Is this a date? 520 00:25:47,801 --> 00:25:49,930 - Yeah. - Wouldn't really call it a date. 521 00:25:50,014 --> 00:25:53,020 Oh. Well, if it's not a date, there's no harm in joining. Right? 522 00:25:54,607 --> 00:25:57,278 [soft music playing on speakers] 523 00:25:59,073 --> 00:26:00,619 Olivia can shape-shift. 524 00:26:00,702 --> 00:26:04,250 Oh. Uh, so this is what you've chosen to look like. Oh, that makes sense. 525 00:26:04,334 --> 00:26:06,589 No. Honestly, I never really use it. 526 00:26:06,672 --> 00:26:08,885 I think it's important to love yourself the way you are. 527 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:11,932 You know, flaws and imperfections and everything. 528 00:26:12,643 --> 00:26:14,228 So, you just look like this all the time? 529 00:26:15,064 --> 00:26:16,525 Wow. Fantastic. 530 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:17,861 I don't even wear make-up. 531 00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:19,072 Oh, my God. 532 00:26:19,155 --> 00:26:20,282 Yeah. [laughs] 533 00:26:20,366 --> 00:26:21,368 Yeah. 534 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:25,877 [Luke] I like your hair like that. 535 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,254 [Olivia] Thanks! [laughs] 536 00:26:27,338 --> 00:26:29,760 - [Luke] What do you call that style? - [Olivia] Down? 537 00:26:29,843 --> 00:26:30,845 [Luke] It suits you. 538 00:26:31,681 --> 00:26:32,808 [Olivia whoops] 539 00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,728 - [Luke] Have you been to the pier? - [Olivia] No! 540 00:26:35,229 --> 00:26:36,565 My turn! 541 00:26:37,859 --> 00:26:39,404 [Olivia giggles] 542 00:26:42,994 --> 00:26:44,497 - [Luke grunts] - [Olivia pants] 543 00:26:47,294 --> 00:26:48,715 [Jen] Great. Let's go. 544 00:26:49,508 --> 00:26:52,096 Oh, um, maybe next time? 545 00:26:52,179 --> 00:26:54,810 - Oh, come on. - Well, it's kinda hard work. 546 00:26:54,893 --> 00:26:56,897 And you need to think about load bearing. 547 00:26:56,981 --> 00:26:58,024 Load bearing? 548 00:26:59,444 --> 00:27:00,822 Okay. Come on, then. 549 00:27:03,870 --> 00:27:05,205 [Luke] 'Kay. 550 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,380 [grunting] 551 00:27:09,464 --> 00:27:10,800 [Jen] Hmm. 552 00:27:10,884 --> 00:27:11,886 Yeah. 553 00:27:11,969 --> 00:27:16,102 - [Jen] Oh, Christ. Oh, fuck. Okay. - [grunting, straining] Yeah, okay. Yeah. 554 00:27:16,186 --> 00:27:17,647 [Jen] Sorry. Sorry. My feet smell. 555 00:27:20,653 --> 00:27:21,947 [Jen whimpers] 556 00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:23,241 Fuck me, that's very high! 557 00:27:23,325 --> 00:27:24,786 - Don't look down. - Don't look down. 558 00:27:24,870 --> 00:27:26,331 [grunts] Not so tight. 559 00:27:31,592 --> 00:27:33,345 So, uh, is she your girlfriend? 560 00:27:33,428 --> 00:27:35,642 Look, why do we have to put labels on things? 561 00:27:35,725 --> 00:27:36,936 Because labels are great. 562 00:27:37,019 --> 00:27:40,025 You know, I label my yogurt at work because people kept eating my yogurt. 563 00:27:40,108 --> 00:27:43,156 And it's my yogurt, you know. I bought it, and I want it. It's a great yogurt. 564 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,246 I mean, it's creamy and low-fat and has beautiful eyes. 565 00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:48,250 You need to let go. 566 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,920 [chuckles] I don't want to let you go. 567 00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:51,507 No, as in let go of me. We're on the ground. 568 00:27:51,590 --> 00:27:52,592 Oh. 569 00:27:52,676 --> 00:27:53,678 [Luke grunts] 570 00:27:54,513 --> 00:27:55,515 [pants] 571 00:27:56,349 --> 00:27:57,519 Jen, look at me. 572 00:27:57,602 --> 00:28:01,527 If you don't love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else? 573 00:28:02,654 --> 00:28:04,407 ["Superstar" playing] 574 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:12,882 ♪ Oh, to be happy ♪ 575 00:28:12,966 --> 00:28:13,968 That's RuPaul. 576 00:28:15,387 --> 00:28:16,765 That's RuPaul! 577 00:28:16,849 --> 00:28:18,101 ♪ Oh, to be right ♪ 578 00:28:18,184 --> 00:28:21,859 [Olivia laughing] 579 00:28:21,942 --> 00:28:25,115 ♪ When everything's easy ♪ 580 00:28:25,198 --> 00:28:28,581 [Jen's dad, on phone] Wasn't expecting you to call at this hour. Everything okay? 581 00:28:28,664 --> 00:28:31,085 You haven't been murdered or something, have you? 582 00:28:31,754 --> 00:28:33,549 - I want a power. - [song continues] 583 00:28:33,633 --> 00:28:36,930 I want one so badly. It's never gonna happen. 584 00:28:37,014 --> 00:28:40,479 Yeah, you're right. You should probably just give up. 585 00:28:40,563 --> 00:28:42,149 You're not supposed to say that. 586 00:28:42,232 --> 00:28:44,780 Well, what do you want me to say? Accept it. 587 00:28:44,863 --> 00:28:47,159 It's just not something you're ever going to have. 588 00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:50,541 - You don't know that. - But you do somehow? 589 00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:52,671 You really want this power thing? 590 00:28:55,425 --> 00:28:57,096 Yes, I do. 591 00:28:58,974 --> 00:29:00,853 Well, if you think it will make you happy… 592 00:29:00,937 --> 00:29:02,941 [song ends] 593 00:29:03,024 --> 00:29:04,611 …then go get it. 594 00:29:05,655 --> 00:29:07,241 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 595 00:29:09,453 --> 00:29:10,581 What if I don't? 596 00:29:10,665 --> 00:29:12,752 Then we'll figure something out together. 597 00:29:14,171 --> 00:29:15,298 [chuckles] 598 00:29:20,225 --> 00:29:21,227 Dad? 599 00:29:21,770 --> 00:29:22,772 Yeah? 600 00:29:23,774 --> 00:29:24,776 Can I do the thing? 601 00:29:26,362 --> 00:29:27,615 You don't have to ask. 602 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:43,522 [Jen's dad] Hi, pet. 603 00:30:14,041 --> 00:30:16,922 ["Sleeping Lessons" playing] 604 00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:23,393 ♪ Go without ♪ 605 00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:28,612 ♪ Till the need seeps in ♪ 606 00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:32,829 ♪ Your love anymore ♪ 607 00:30:32,912 --> 00:30:37,254 [voice on PA] Welcome to Discovery Clinic, where your powers journey begins. 608 00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:42,891 ♪ Collect your novel petals for the stem ♪ 609 00:30:44,978 --> 00:30:48,652 ♪ And glow, glow ♪ 610 00:30:49,486 --> 00:30:52,952 ♪ Melt and flow… ♪ 611 00:30:53,036 --> 00:30:57,294 Hi. Welcome. Are you looking to start your power journey today? 612 00:30:57,377 --> 00:31:01,218 Yes. I am, Denise. I'd like to book myself in for a discovery package. 613 00:31:01,302 --> 00:31:03,766 - And how long have you been trying? - Six years. 614 00:31:03,849 --> 00:31:08,567 Ooh. That is a long time. But don't worry. You're in the right place. 615 00:31:08,651 --> 00:31:12,032 We have an excellent track record in helping people to discover their power. 616 00:31:12,115 --> 00:31:13,619 That's exactly what I wanted to hear. 617 00:31:13,702 --> 00:31:14,704 So exciting. 618 00:31:14,788 --> 00:31:16,750 [all giggle] 619 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:20,465 So our packages start at 9,500. 620 00:31:22,553 --> 00:31:24,223 Yeah. We're gonna have to DIY it. 621 00:31:24,724 --> 00:31:26,728 [song continues] 622 00:31:30,987 --> 00:31:33,659 - [Jen snoring] - [Jizzlord purring, meows] 623 00:31:33,742 --> 00:31:34,828 [purring continues] 624 00:31:34,911 --> 00:31:36,122 [squeals] 625 00:31:37,499 --> 00:31:38,794 [swallows] 626 00:31:41,215 --> 00:31:43,679 [Jen snoring] 627 00:31:43,762 --> 00:31:46,267 No, no, no. 628 00:31:47,895 --> 00:31:51,110 [Jizzlord purring] 629 00:31:56,913 --> 00:31:57,915 [song continues] 630 00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:01,882 ♪ Just put yourself in my new shoes ♪ 631 00:32:01,965 --> 00:32:05,388 ♪ And see that I do what I do ♪ 632 00:32:05,472 --> 00:32:10,858 ♪ Because the old guard still offend ♪ 633 00:32:10,941 --> 00:32:13,906 ♪ (Their pudgy hearts and shiny heads) ♪ 634 00:32:13,989 --> 00:32:17,329 ♪ They got nothing left On which we depend ♪ 635 00:32:17,412 --> 00:32:21,337 ♪ So enlist every ounce Of your bright blood ♪ 636 00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:23,759 ♪ And off with their heads ♪ 637 00:32:23,842 --> 00:32:25,971 ♪ Jump from the hook ♪ 638 00:32:26,055 --> 00:32:33,111 ♪ You're not obliged to swallow Anything you despise ♪ 639 00:32:34,071 --> 00:32:37,494 ♪ That you despise ♪ 640 00:32:38,454 --> 00:32:39,874 ♪ That you despise ♪ 641 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,878 [song fades out]